[flickr size=”small” float=”left”]http://www.flickr.com/photos/dancoulter/4185166755/[/flickr] Yes, that’s right! I went on a date with Perez Hilton! Some people may call it a “book signing,” you know, cause there were about 500 other girls and gays (and bored, yet supportive boyfriends) waiting in a long ass line at Borders on Post St. But, NO! It was a date! We were both shy. Neither of us thought the other would show. I learned a lot about him as he spoke to
the crowd me before the signing began.
I racked my brain with what to ask him: What’s your favorite color? LAME! Have you heard of iSpy? LAME AGAIN (Greg came up with that one). What color hair is your favorite so far? Currently he has lightening blonde, but I wanted to ask that question to fish out a compliment. My dream answer would be, “I’m like totally in love with my previous pink hair just like yours! You look Hott with that pink hair BB!” But I was just too nervous to ask!
As I walked to the podium I began to shake with nervousness as I reminded Greg to snap pictures like a paparazzi! Perez and I held hands as I told him how much I love him and we kissed (on the cheek of course! I’m not a hussy!) and wished to see each other again, as Greg pulled me away from him.
Whoa! I think I just dozed off for a minute…This is what really happened.
I said, “Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii” in a really uncharacteristic high pitched girly voice. He signed my book with the inscription I wrote on a yellow sticky note before hand, “Casi, Love you BB!” and he signed “♥ Perez.” I asked him if we could make funny faces together in our picture which he said, “hell yea!” The crowd laughed, and I walked away in slow motion as I (creepily) rubbed his arm and said “Thanks Perez!”
My favorite part about the whole thing is the jealousy felt by my BFF Kate! Ha Ha!
UPDATE: Here’s a video I shot of my new gay boyfriend talking about living in San Francisco and how much better his book is than stupid Speidi’s!
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